i am not a page of faq

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1. yes, i follow back because i like new content to come quickly to dash.

2. no, i don’t do “follow trains” and i will most definitely not “promote” you. understand that you’re destroying my faith in humanity as a whole by asking fucking stupid and weird questions. i’m a bit offensive about ignorance; you’ll get over it.

3. no, i’m not telling you how old i am, and i’m not going to make a “pictures of me” page because that’s (a) honestly just fucking conceited (b) i’ve been taught enough “stay safe on the interwebz!!!!!!” to beware. you can know i’m a minor, and that is all.

4. other than that, i’m rather open to anything at all. anonymity is love; don’t be shy